NO POOPING IN THE BATHTUB!!

Halen and Kai were having a bath together the other night. It was just like every other nIght in the bath to start. As Halen and Kai were playing I suddenly noticed Kai had stopped playing and was sitting there grunting. "oh no" I said allowed "I think that Kai is going to poop". Halen looks at me in this terrified face "no pooping in the bath tub!" he starts yelling. Halen and I have had this discussion in the past that we don't poop in the tub. I think that he has forgotten that he has done this in the past. So anyway I froze for a moment I wasn't sure what to do. I thought I don't have a diaper in the bathroom and i didn't want to lease them alone in the tub. Then finally my common sense kicked in that I could just put Kai over the toilet. Unfortunately I was too late, as I picked up Kai the poop fell and landed in the tub right in front of Halen. Halen was sceaming in disgust (I don't blame him) "No poop in the bathtub" and then "mommy get it out!". I couldn't help but laugh. Halen didn't appreciate that, but what else can you do. I pulled the plug in the tub and let the water drain out and was left with the poop. Gross! Thinking about that night makes me laugh just thinking about Halen sceaming. Yeah sure it was disgusting, it was an experience I never could have dreamed up. Just another day of being a parent I suppose.

I have polish too!

I don't think that there is a day that goes by that I do not have at least one laugh. I had no idea kids would be such a blast!
Last Sunday I had a small dot of red nail polish on my thumb nail(left over from work). Halen noticed it right away, what's that mommy? Oh just a bit of nail polish I told him. Then of course the next question that every two year old asks "why?". I then went on to explain To him that mommy is an esthetician and paints peoples nails. He was good with that. The next day he asked me again and I reminded him that is was nail polish. After that he seemed to remember and continued to point it out constantly. Finally on Wednesday while I was making dinner Halen and Kai were playing peacefully together. Next thing I know Halen comes over to me and says "mommy I have polish too!". He was so excited. Because I was in the middle of chopping some vegetables I didn't look down and said "oh yeah" very excitedly. He didn't by it, "no mommy look!". So I look down and his whole thumb is covered in bright red blood! I almost freaked out, then caught myself just in time. He wasn't hurt, but oh man was he ever excited to be just like mommy.